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Guren Ichinose | Red | #A5211F

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I've had training for things like that. I expected to be tortured and poison is always a risk, so I was made familiar with countless types.

cool can you teach me

You're joking, right? No, anyway. It takes years and it's not fun.

nah i was just wondering if a crash course would be viable at all
in case you turn to stone or smth when theres something we need to test for poison

I won't turn to stone.

[He's so confident and it's so unrealistic and he knows that, but he doesn't want to imagine leaving everyone here to worry for themselves. Anyway, he's worried about this scenario still, so, with feeling, he types more.]

That means if I'm gone on a mission, don't let anyone swallow poison. I'm tired of baby sitting all of these kids already. Just leave it alone and err on the side of caution.

hey
hey
i will have you know i didnt down those potions we got from that spider monster
i just kept them around and then learned shiho knows how to tell what they are and i asked her
so now i know what they are
and have still not swallowed them

[Guren, who definitely swallowed a bit of each one and some of his friends' to test them:

But it's fine, no one needs to know that. Play it cool.]

So you've got a brain in there. Good. I'm not giving you a ribbon for it.