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Guren Ichinose | Red | #A5211F

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[parodeity]

ill try again next month without trading them away promise
but yeah i guess that happened
the plant dude seemed pretty chill
i wonder if he eats the herbs???
minato and i thought he seemed a lil sad so we gave them to him

[ while ignis facepalmed in stereo sound. ]

[swordfucker]

[He feels Ignis on this.]

You shouldn't trust weirdos. Didn't anyone ever tell you about stranger danger? The things in that forest aren't always safe. I thought you were the first one to figure that out.

But it's fine, it worked out in this case. I'm running low, but I have enough that it should last until next month. No one's needed to use any of their current supply and replace it, anyway, so I'm largely focusing on new drugs.

[parodeity]

yeah well
i guess mostly tbh i didnt want to fight another thing so soon
since john would have mcmurdered me

[swordfucker]

[I hate that he won't even question mcmurdered]

Was that plant guy going to fight you if you didn't agree to trade?

[parodeity]

eh probably
most things in the woods do if you dont play nice
so
i figured wed play nice
and also i was curious

admittedly these were maybe not the best reasons

[swordfucker]

[child]

Give me the first one that grows so I can make sure it's not poisoned.

[parodeity]

can do captain
how do you check for poison without being poisoned tho

[swordfucker]

I've had training for things like that. I expected to be tortured and poison is always a risk, so I was made familiar with countless types.

[parodeity]

cool can you teach me

[swordfucker]

You're joking, right? No, anyway. It takes years and it's not fun.

[parodeity]

nah i was just wondering if a crash course would be viable at all
in case you turn to stone or smth when theres something we need to test for poison

[swordfucker]

I won't turn to stone.

[He's so confident and it's so unrealistic and he knows that, but he doesn't want to imagine leaving everyone here to worry for themselves. Anyway, he's worried about this scenario still, so, with feeling, he types more.]

That means if I'm gone on a mission, don't let anyone swallow poison. I'm tired of baby sitting all of these kids already. Just leave it alone and err on the side of caution.

[parodeity]

hey
hey
i will have you know i didnt down those potions we got from that spider monster
i just kept them around and then learned shiho knows how to tell what they are and i asked her
so now i know what they are
and have still not swallowed them

[swordfucker]

[Guren, who definitely swallowed a bit of each one and some of his friends' to test them:

But it's fine, no one needs to know that. Play it cool.]

So you've got a brain in there. Good. I'm not giving you a ribbon for it.

[parodeity]

rude af
im collecting those non ammo ribbons you know
from the arrow quest
because
theyre awesome
im so sad i didnt get more of them

[swordfucker]

I'm not even surprised. Dextera's got one that rains on him or something, I think. Are they all different?

[parodeity]

seem to be
i have one that plays fanfare when its pinned on anyone

[swordfucker]

That's horrible.

[It sounds like something Shinya would like and therefore he hates it (in a friend way).]

[parodeity]

no its amazing